One nation, under bass drops, indivisible, with choreography and justice for all. Brought to you by supreme believer @yoo__shastan.
Every citizen shall stream the title track daily. Skipping the intro is a misdemeanor. Skipping the bridge is treason.
Music show voting apps are the truest form of democracy known to humankind. The Founders simply lacked the technology.
All citizens must be able to perform at least the chorus point dance at weddings, graduations, and moments of national significance.
Diplomatic disputes shall be settled by aux cord. No war has ever survived a perfectly timed key change.
A true patriot of the movement. Where others hear "just a song," yoo__shastan hears the founding anthem of a better tomorrow. Duties include mandatory playlist enforcement, comeback countdown administration, and explaining to confused relatives why this matters, actually.
Her Majesty of Main Vocals. Approval rating: unconstitutional to measure, assumed perfect.
Duchess of Visuals. Legally responsible for at least three national holidays.
Sovereign of the Dance Break. The ministry recommends hydrating before viewing.
Chancellor of Charm. Weaponized cuteness registered under international treaty.
Minister of the Maknae Line. Youngest member, oldest soul, highest jurisdiction.
Membership is free. The only requirements are a functioning play button, a willingness to learn fanchants, and unconditional recognition of the Queens. Benefits include joy, superior playlists, and the moral high ground.
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